The law of the goose

THE GOLDEN LAW OF ALL GEESE: GEESE SHOULD NOT BE CONSIDERED DUCKS, DUCKS ONLY QUACK AND BEG FOR BREAD, WE HONK AND STEAL THE BREAD. WE RUIN THE LIVES OF THOSE HUMANS FOREVER. IT IS OUR LEGACY.


To be a goose, you have to...


 * 1) Eat bread crumbs
 * 2) Attack humans if they get close to you
 * 3) Steal food
 * 4) Go on the goose wiki
 * 5) Goose around
 * 6) Speak Honk
 * 7) Hjonk
 * 8) Goose groovie
 * 9) Steal the golden bell multiple times
 * 10) Join the Goose Gang
 * 11) Never say quack
 * 12) Use your beak